the gaming muse

Mom plays Mass Effect

Me: Mom, what are you doing? Just go that way!

Mom: I’m just following the blue dots!

Me: … what?

Mom: The blue dots! On the little map in the corner!

Me: You mean the thing that represents you?

Mom: No, the ones behind me!

Me: … mom, those are the two characters behind you. They have no idea where to go.

Mom: … but I thought I was supposed to follow them…

Sister: And you wonder why she’s going in circles. She’s following people who are following her!